As a Chicago-based sports analyst with a penchant for cold hard stats and the occasional dad joke, I break down last night's WNBA clash where New York Liberty outlasted Atlanta Dream 86-81. We'll also glance at Brazil's Volta Redonda vs. Avaí draw (1-1), South Korean heartbreak at Club World Cup, and why Connecticut Sun's 88-71 rout of Indiana Fever had more plot twists than a telenovela. All data points come with my signature 'spreadsheet poetry' analysis.