As a London-based sports data analyst, I break down the curious case of the Washington Wizards' potential draft promise to Kyle Filipowski ("Bailey"). With no prior scouting reports linking GM Will Dawkins to the Duke big man, this move defies conventional scouting logic. My analysis examines 3 statistical indicators that may explain this surprise pick, compares alternative prospects like VJ Edgecombe and Tristan da Silva, and assesses how Filipowski's analytics profile fits Washington's rebuilding timeline. The numbers reveal more than meets the eye.