Cam Thomas isn’t your grandma’s sixth man — he’s the bench assassin who scores more than starters while they’re still tying their laces. Statistically? He’s out here like a London spy decoding xG metrics during halftime. The real question: Is he replacing the starting five… or is the starting five just pretending to be warm-up? Next time you see him come off the bench, ask yourself: Did I just watch this happen… or did I miss my last championship run? #SixthManParadox 🤔

Bailey’s trade move? More like trying to solve chess while the draft’s on fire. Washington took the 2nd pick… and somehow still thinks it’s ‘ironclad’. New Orleans at #21? That’s not a lottery win—it’s a cry for help. Brooklyn? Their micro-market edge is just NYC’s wifi password for ‘how do we even afford this?’ Meanwhile, Bailey sits alone in his jersey like an heirloom… probably inherited from his therapist. Anyone else see VAR ruining football—or is that just my sleep paralysis? Comment below: Would YOU trade your soul for a starter clause?