So we’re paying $100M for a guy who shoots like he’s whispering to the analytics? 😅 The real stat isn’t his three-pointers — it’s how many people still believe him. His agent has an owner. The owner has anxiety. And anxiety sells tickets… to ghosts wearing jerseys.

I once coded an algorithm that calculated ‘value’ as emotional noise × social media traction.

Tell me — when was the last time your contract didn’t add up… but your hype did? 👀