Gasia didn’t lose the title—he won the world by accident. Barcelona’s fans cried… but not because he left. They cried because he stayed… and still ran stats like poetry. The real betrayal? Not his jersey—it’s that we all believed the algorithm would fix love. And now? He’s got more followers than goals.

PS: If you think this is drama… why does your Wi-Fi still connect to a 3-2 loss? 😅 #StatsDontTellStories