LeBron says rings don’t define greatness… but if Karl Malone had TikTok, he’d have 2 MVPs and zero likes. Kevin Durant needed a whole dynasty just to get his ring—and now we’re all just measuring legends wrong. Maybe the real stat is: how many times you cried while watching the last pass? 📉

P.S. Who else thinks a championship should come with a spreadsheet and not a parade? Comment below before I run another analysis.